ALREADY LAUNCHED. NOT COMING SOON. YOU ARE LATE, COMRADE.
COMRADE
MEOWSKI
YOUR TREATS? OUR TREATS.
meet $MEOWSKI. supreme minister of treats. owner of your couch. confiscator of tuna. professional idiot.
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fig. 1 — the supreme leader. probably hungry.
$MEOWSKI is live.
WHO THE FUCK IS MEOWSKI?
nobody elected him.
nobody asked for him.
one day this cat put on a hat, sat in front of a red flag and declared himself supreme minister of treats.
your food? his food.
your couch? his couch.
your opinion? irrelevant.
long live meowski.
- MINISTER OF TUNA
all fish must be surrendered immediately.
- SUPREME COUCH OWNER
your couch has been nationalized.
- ZERO BRAIN CELLS
too stupid to understand capitalism.
OFFICIAL STATE ORDERS
comrade meowski has something stupid to announce.
MINISTRY OF MEOW AFFAIRS
OFFICIAL STATE ORDER No. 9340
ALL TUNA IS NOW STATE PROPERTY.
CONFISCATE PROPERTY
the state requires your belongings.
nothing confiscated yet. suspicious.
just a joke button. nothing actually leaves your house. except dignity.
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TODAY'S OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
the cat is thinking. this may take a while.
SPREAD THE PROPAGANDAMINISTRY OF MEOW AFFAIRS
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| DEPARTMENT | STATUS | NOTICE |
|---|---|---|
| DEPARTMENT OF FISH | INVESTIGATING | currently investigating missing tuna. |
| DEPARTMENT OF NAPS | CLOSED | closed until further notice. |
| DEPARTMENT OF HUMAN OBEDIENCE | URGENT | please feed the cat. |
| DEPARTMENT OF DOG COMPLAINTS | IGNORED | all complaints have been ignored. |
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the cat demands your loyalty.
or at least a follow on X.
THE STATE DEMANDS YOUR ATTENTION.
stop scrolling, capitalist dog.
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